Beep boop. Fuck! They caught me

An ex of mine had the same name as the wife of a killer. I find it hilarious that when you Google her name, that person comes up. I hope it forever is an impediment to her finding employment. What? No, I’m not bitter.

I got really out of shape for a while after having kids. Everything was hurting and I barely had time anymore to go to the gym, so I stopped working out. Getting out of shape exacerbated the aches and pains. Eventually I saw some photos of myself on a family vacation and realized how badly I’d let myself go. I started working out again. Took baby steps at first, like walking, body weight exercises, and high rep, low weight exercises. Over time, the aches and pains went away. Got back in a routine and slowly increased my goals. Now I’m in pretty damn good shape. I only do 2 days on and 2 days off for lifting so I don’t hurt myself, and it works for me. I’ve been doing a solid routine for 2 -3 years and I’m feeling a lot better. It was so crazy to see how out of shape I’d gotten. I was an athlete in the past, so it was humbling to see myself struggling doing like 10 body weight squats. Staying in shape is definitely easier than getting back into shape. Don’t do what I did. Stay active.

I wonder if they are reliant on the US CDC. I remember they just cancelled the meeting that discusses what strains to defend against. I figured ours would be useless this year.

Ted Nugent the great American Patriot was definitely not singing about being a Pedo in his song “Jailbait”

I mean just look at these lyrics. Nothing to see here:

Well, I don’t care if you’re just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you’re probably clean There’s one little think I got do to you

If adobe doesn’t get the naming rights so we can call it PDF file field, it would be criminal.

Dammit. I ate some Bush’s beans with dinner tonight. Apparently I’m doing it all wrong.

Look it up, Lutnick’s son runs a hedge fund that is betting on the tariffs to fail. They want this to happen. Surely they are all going to get a piece of the profit.

I’m not much of a runner because of a lingering foot issue, but I agree. Even when I did run, a marathon is far too much. A mile or 2 is all you really need. Anything beyond that is excessive.

Hey, I’m on there! Shout-out to my fellow people injured by power tools and household machinery.

My friend’s lake cabin had one. It was dope AF. Fuck this article

Uh… U mean like, today?

Oh weird. You think maybe the techno wizards with unlimited money and 0 morals rigged the election?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BuuZK-f9CAE&t=20s&pp=2AEUkAIB&t=0m20s

Quail hunting I believe. Duck hunting is for the poors.

This happened a fucking long time ago. Iirc the guy has been locked up for a month. Land of the free my ass.

I played craps with Soulja boy once in Tahoe. Dude kept throwing $100 on the horn bet or the high low (can’t remember which, but both pretty bad odds) he hit like 3 of them. Took a selfie with him. It was one of the most random experiences of my life. It is only because of that that I knew he launched a failed videogame console because a handful of people reacted to my story about playing craps with him asking if he tried to sell me a console. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

I’m on vacation in Hawaii rn. No time change here, so it’s pretty nice, just will be 2 hours different instead of 3 when I go back.

Time for a graveyard smash

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