My cousin, brother and I used to get high and play MTG quite a bit back in the day. There’s a card called “Reef Pirates” that we used to joke around and call them Reefer Pirates. When I was making an account on Diablo 2 some time around then it’s what popped into my head and stuck.

Yes, a loonie is a dollar

The cheese mongrel

I always take the wheel and the fool if they’re there anyway

It’s the North American pokemon starters

9 & 10 for this guy

Happy Holidays, you bastard - Blink 182

Second cousin’s parent is great aunt/uncle

A parent’s first cousin. Your first cousin’s child would be a first cousin once removed.

I probably wouldn’t have bought it, but it came with my Index and Holy shit what an incredible experience. I’ve been playing the Arizona Sunshine remake and it’s been scratching the same itch. The reload mechanics are a ton of fun.

Surprise, surprise. Gran Turismo is forgotten again

I think it was more to do with expectations in a relationship. In a platonic relationship the only thing you want from a friend is companionship and their company. Anyone who chooses to be your friend with no exchange of anything means they’re in your life because of a mutual desire for eachother’s friendship.

My boys and my burgers all I got, fuck them!

I give this post a BAAAAAAAAAAAM

GT, not GTA for me. It was also in Gran Turismo 3.

Do keywords count as a line? If not, Fynn is still in play

My cat did that to me exactly once. I saw him lying on the floor relaxing, so I bent over to give him a pat, and the little charismatic fucker reached up with both paws, grabbed my arm in them and pulled my hand in for a big hug. My favorite memory of that cat.

Bullying the robo-spider in ff8 is a lot of fun