Oof sorry to hear that, friend 😞

I saw this post and immediately went and binged like 4 hours of AVGN last night

Texas?

Ah I see you too are a fan of Bailey Sarian

And get them a a Pepsi

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I’ve consistently voted towards better healthcare options, for all the good it’s ever done (read: not even a little bit.)

There are dozens of us, dozens!

What a picture, indeed

All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me! Just one Pepsi!

Pretty sure they’re from Germany lol

I don’t know which would be worse - the fact that you had this on deck ready to go for just such an occasion as this, or that you went out of your way to custom-make this. Either way, absolute power move

Its the title of a Philip K. Dick short story that later became the basis for Blade Runner. Excellent read if you’re into scifi

Those songs infuriate me, Walmart does the same thing too. They always sound like some mediocre dude/dudette just banged them out in an afternoon over some knockoff karaoke backing track. As somebody who tries to appreciate when music has a lot of effort or technical skill or even deep emotion put into it, those songs are an affront to me in every way that matters.

867-5309

It takes her only 2-3 repetitions to learn a new word, it’s wild. She’s super clever but also the doofiest dog I’ve ever seen, it’s hilarious

I speak to my dog in complete sentences which was a mistake because now she knows every synonym for park, walk, treats, and any time we’re referring to her even if we just say ‘her,’ ‘it,’ or ‘the hound.’ She even learned that any time we spell a word it’s related to something she likes and she goes bonkers.

You know I hate to say I told you so

Obliviously they meant obvious

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

Far out, man