the russians said they were taking biden to get iced cream and then they dropped him off at the beach that makes you old :(

i’ve been eating a lot of omelets dinner lately, usually with rice and stir fried veggies

hampster

we’re having 28 degree weather in norway rn

the average temp for may is somewhere around 12 °C

comrade orca

wow, this donald guy sure sounds scary! maybe the democrats should try to do something to stop him? like appealing to their voters, perhaps

✨️ THE CIRCULATION OF MONEY CAPITAL ✨️

– as half-understood by someone with a bad brain and 500+ pages left of capital vol 2

i, a capitalist, will use my money💰 (M) to create a worm factory 🪱🏭, which makes worms 🪱 from wormparts 🧱

i invest my M 💰 ($100) in the commodities © necessary for the creation of my worm factory 🪱 🏭, with the intention to create more value from making worms 🪱 from the resource known as ‘wormparts’ 🧱. the C part of the cycle must be further split into the mp (means of production) 📠 (<- machine that makes worms from worm parts 🧱) and labour (L) 👷‍♀️(<- underpaid worker that operates the machine that makes worms from worm parts 🧱)

the circulation of money capital is interrupted by P, the production stage of the cycle, where worm parts 🧱 is turned into highly sought-after worms 🪱 by exploiting the labour (L) of my worm-operator 👷‍♀️

the cycle then continues with the production of my finished worms 🪱 (C’) which can be sold at a higher price than the worm parts 🧱

So C’ = C + c, big C being the original commodity form(s) and little c (the ') being the new commodity form(s)

And M’ = M + m, big M being the original money capital (100$) that started the circut, and little m (the ') being the surplus value created by selling my worms 🪱

(crying and screaming and pulling my hair out… but being very brave about it)

M - C . . . P . . . C’ - M’

mods, our communist homework is getting too difficult!!!

freedom is when you have a gun pointed at you at all time. the more guns pointed at you, the free-er and safer you are

the white terrorists are right

for cis women that has to be a one way ticket to UTI city

i can’t remember the context but i once saw a reddit post with a picture of a guy with white jeans and white underwear (partly showing), and the top comment was something like ‘wow, imagine having this much confidence in your wiping skills’

a second hit the servers

the funding from russia is NOT unlimited. i work day and night to ensure hillary will lose to biden, and putin is barely paying me a living wage

wow, this trump guy seems scary 😳 i wonder what the democrats are doing to stop him

a tankie is someone who says ‘tank you!’ to the tank driver

after the 2016 election i read both hillary and comey’s (god, there’s a name i haven’t thought of in a while) autobiographies to keep my lib brain occupied while waiting on the mueller report

slowly making my way through the arcades project

i also recently finished reading michael hudson’s killing the host

the joke predates watchmen. only reason i know this is that if appears in benjamin’s arcades project (which im currently reading) in the chapter on boredom

Boredom began to be experienced in epidemic proportions during the 1840s. Lamartine is said to be the first to have given expression to this malady. It plays a role in a little story about the famous mime Deburau. A distinguished Paris neurologist was consulted one day by a patient whom he had not seen before. The patient complained of the typical illness of the times – weariness with life, deep depression, boredom. ‘There’s nothing wrong with you,’ said the doctor after a thorough examination. ‘Just try to relax – find something to entertain you. Go to see Deburau some evening, and life will look different to you.’ ‘Ah, dear sir,’ answered the patient, ‘I am Deburau.’"

they turned white men into hampsters because of woke