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  • Welcome to MAGA Theater. Produced by Millions of Fools who easily part with their money.

    Alex Jones threatens Donald Trump

    I’m rooting for the moron.

    So uh, hmm. Can I have a hint because, well…gestures vaguely

    I’m talking about the one with the incompetent lawyers that publicly embarrassed him in court.

    That does not help narrow it down. Can you be more specific?

    You mean the bankrupt idiot that keeps slandering people. You know, the fat guy? The one with the culty followers?

    Uhm, well… I’m still not following. Another clue?

    The one with daddy issues and the substance abuse problem. I don’t know how I can make this any more clear.

    We’re gonna need a little more to go on…

    The one who peddles conspiracy theories and gouges his followers with cheap crap.

    Yeah still not narrowed lol, this is crazy.

    You know the one who was sued for defamation and lost.

    Still ambiguous.

    The mean one we’re always seeing in court for lying. You know, the unstable screaming manbaby.

    Keep going.…

    The one who has had a net negative effect on society as a whole.

    Look, you’re just gonna have to be more specific.

    The mentally ill conman, the one that sells all that cheap crap? The one who always “accidentally” platforms white supremacists and Nazis and then plays dumb about it?! He got kicked off Twitter. He was abusive to his ex-wife. He has a bizarre obsession with Hillary Clinton. He uses his idiot son as a political puppet. He should’ve been dead of a heart attack a decade ago. Kanye’s friend. He keeps losing lawsuits and refusing to pay his settlements. I really don’t know how this could be any clearer.  THE LOUD FAT ASSHOLE!!!

    Yeah, I’m gonna need a bit more info in order to narrow it down.

    It’s the guy that keeps hanging out with Nick Fuentes, the Nazi semen inspector and catboy fancier. Looks like he smells like shit, keeps losing in court. Come on the one that owes 100s of thousands in law suit judgements The guy who eats like shit but thinks he is the picture of ideal fitness. The unstable conspiracy promoter.

    That narrows it down…a bit















  • I suggest that you stop using his name. He gives out pet names constantly to de-humanize his enemies. Pick one of these or use a different one every day.

    A loaded adult diaper of belligerence

    Adjudicated Serial Rapist (VOTED MOST ACCURATE)

    Agent Orange

    Agolf Twitler

    All in all, it’s just a little prick with no Wall

    He lives in: Alternative fact land

    Ancient Orange

    Assholini

    Ayatollah Complainy (Thanks Stephen Colbert)

    Baron Von Shitzinpantz

    Benedict Donald

    Blab the Inhaler

    Borderline Junius

    Borderwall Personality Disorder

    Captain Bone Spurs

    Captain Capslock

    Chainsaw-In-Chief

    Chaos in Chief

    Cheat Miser “Whatever I touch, starts to melt in my clutch.”

    Cheddar Cheezus

    Cheeto Brain

    Cheeto Christ, Stupid Czar

    Chettolini

    Combover Caligula

    Commander in Thief

    Commander in Tweet

    Condom Escapee

    Conman-der in chief

    Conquistaorange

    Coppertone Caligulia

    Coup Klux Tan

    Current presidential placeholder

    Darth Cheetoh

    Dementia Don

    Diaper Don

    Dick a l’Orange

    Diet Dr. Putin

    Dingus Con

    Dipshit Donnie

    Disaster in Chief

    Dodgin Donny

    Dollar Tree Dictator

    Don Feloni

    Don Poorleone, The Fraudfather

    Don the con

    Donald “putinsremoved” Trump

    Donnie Dumpo

    Donnie Thin Skin

    Donorrhea of the mouth. A Republican ailment.

    Dorito Mussolini

    Droolius Geezer

    Dumbo Donnie

    E Pluribus Dumbdumb

    Everlasting Jobstopper

    F Elon

    Faux prez

    Felon (DO NOT USE by order of inmate #P01135809)

    Facsimile Fuehrer

    Fanta Fascist

    Fanta Fuhrer

    Fart face von shit stick

    Felon 47

    Felonious Dump

    Fibbernazi  Revenger

    First lady Donald J. Musk

    Fraudfather

    GropenFührer

    Gulf Of Idiot. Middle name of Of

    Hair Farce One

    Half off Adolf

    His Royal Heelspur

    Individual One

    Inmate #P01135809

    Klanned Karenhood

    Lil’ Donny Two-Scoops

    Lord Feltersnatch

    Lord Repugnant of the Fourth Reich

    MAGA Teresa

    Maga-Lardo

    Manchild McTinyhands

    Manchurian Cantaloupe

    Mango Moron

    Mango Mussilini

    Mango Unchained

    Marmalade Maggot

    Marmalade Messiah

    Melon Felon

    Moscow Marionette

    Mrs Donald Putin

    MyPillow guy low-budget stunt double

    Nectarine Nazi

    Ol’ Smeller

    Old Wack Donald

    Orange Caligula

    Orange Foolius

    Orange Hitler

    Orange Judas

    Orange Tufted Shit Gibbon

    Orange Von Fat Fuck

    Orangesama bin G’olfin

    Orangutan

    Papaya Pinochet

    Payless Putin

    Pervert Hoover

    Pumpkin pol pot

    Pumpkin Pustule

    Pumpkin Spice Palpatine

    Putin’s Puppet

    Scammer in Chief

    Sleepy Donzales

    Super Callous Fragile Ego Extra Douchey Rapist

    Super Callous Fragile Racist Sexist NAZI POTUS

    Tang the Conqueror

    Tangerine Palpatine "Let the hate flow through you. Feel the power of the covfefe side of the farce!’

    Tangerine Palpatine

    Tangerine Skidmark

    Tangerine Turd

    Tangerine Tyrant

    The Count of Mostly Crisco

    The Fanta Menace

    The Melon Felon

    The Quicker, Thicker F***er Upper

    The Slob Father

    The Village People’s Idiot

    Theme song: I Shot the Tariff

    Theme song: Tsar Spangled Banner

    Toxic Revenger

    Trumpaloompa

    Trumplethinskin

    Trumpty Dumpty

    Velveeta Voldemort

    X‘s Diaper