One of the reasons that died is that last gen went from the tech designed to be the most powerful thing available (on PS360) to CPUs that were bad even for 2013 mid-range laptops. Current gen is better but not that much better. Even on high end PCs GPU advancements are quickly outpacing CPUs.

Another reason is that open world has replaced linear as the norm, it’s hard to do this shit when it has to be completely dynamic.

People don’t even need games to look good enough, the biggest breakout hit of the year is just a mismatched Unreal stock asset forest that runs like ass, but what matters is they put Pokemon in it so 15 million sales.

If you were a consciousness beyond time and space you’d probably pull that eventually, don’t lie

Monkey paw curls and they replace him with Mitt Romney or something. Finally someone the entire nation’s donors can rally behind

The options are the Joker and… uh, Thomas Wayne. Like, current day Thomas Wayne.

The only big upcoming game that doesn’t look like absolute ass is from China. They’ve already won.

(the monkey game)

Flydigi Vader 3 Pro

Heyo I was about to recommend that controller, which I also bought at the end of last year.

My sales pitch is that it does everything the fancy “Elite” controller from Microsoft does, but also has gyro, Hall effect sticks, 6 face buttons, Switch/Android support and cost me literally almost 4 times less. And has gamer RGB lights.

The only con I have is that the mfer is noisy cause the buttons are very clicky

Resting youtuber face is a condition that ails millions of people 😔

If only people kept warning us about this for 6 years. How could we posibly have known?

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This is Alfred slander. He’s the only person on Earth who can slap sense into fucking Batman, not some old fuck who should have been in hospice care two years ago

Hey at least they’re being considerate, even though they said they’re doing because they feel terrible which feels a little self centered innit

Ask the CIA for some.

Literally every enby I know is some sort of programmer.

So that’s accurate.

I unironically want Todd Howard to release Skyrim again with full pathtracing support

Didn’t have a teleprompter on stage

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You have lice because you want to fuck your mother

Go take their place then.

Do you like monster catching games? Cassette Beasts and Monster Sanctuary held me for a while. Also, Ni No Kuni to some extent.

Both of the modern Rayman games were pretty fun to collect everything for.

I’d suggest any Monster Hunter game but trying to get everything in some of those will literally take over 1000 hours