Could you imagine how dangerous mass transit would be if it was full of middle schoolers, calling out your biggest insecurities, while you’re just trying to get to work? John Mulaney educated us on the danger of them years ago.

The rich made the poor ignore it.

When you cheat, you only cheat yourself.

I followed a different post and replaced AI with cocaine, and it still works in this context.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Cuba I found this for us to read.

Remember? I’m not familiar with Cuban slavery in the last 100 years. Do you have a source? Just curious.

Beautiful

He’s not a citizen. Couldn’t have voted for this.

I’d rather take some sort of plastic magnet pill and poop out a G.I. Joe a couple days later. Rinse and repeat every 10 years.

Too poor to travel

School shooters and mass casualty bombers get trials. Young immigrant going 5mph over the speed limit? Straight to the camps.

I’d hope Ingress would be allowed in if their birth certificate said they were born there!

Last man on earth

Was dicktopus a thing before or did chat gpt invent it?

I think we can start calling this whole global situation WW3 now.

Can’t blame them. They’re running out of options.

National Emergency Contact Database. Sign a piece of paper together to make each other emergency contacts in the eyes of the govt. have as many as you’d like!

How dare cyclists own the means of propulsion. Capitalism demands people buy expensive modes of transportation that requires payments to car companies, oil companies, insurance companies, and extra taxes. Get out of here with your free pedaling and infinite parking spaces!

Didn’t the Nazis host the Olympics? Why does history rhyme?

Companies don’t promote peons to management, only managers in peon roles get promoted. Just because you’re the best button pusher doesn’t mean you can succeed leading the button pushers.