How do you know that the mouse’s car is a pickled cucumber and not just a nonpickled cucumber

They’re injecting bleach in the cats, they’re injecting bleach in the dogs

As if the average consumer thinks about advertisements to any degree of depth

Edit: also, the artist forgot to color the front part of the advertisee’s shirt. Ironic.

Just wait until they hear about the Catholic church’s new anime persona

The image shows Rosario Dawson so I’m assuming it’s specifically meaning the Ahsoka show, which IMO wasn’t good and though I haven’t seen most of Rebels yet, there were parts of Ahsoka that I disliked which didn’t seem dependent on prior Rebels knowledge. Everything else with Filoni I think of as either great or at least decent.

It’s 1978 and Steve Binder is ruining Star Wars

The bigots and superstitious have won their dominance this month. Money flow and media will reflect that.

The early bird flu gets the brain worm

I was thinking about if Jimmy Carter covertly got a gun and suddenly laid out Trump and Vance. What are they gonna do, send the centenarian to prison? Assume the old guy was in cahoots with the rest of the party and not just off his rocker?

Microsoft Teams isn’t all bad! For example, it bogged down my work computer so much at start up that I would basically get an extra break.

Yes, but he was diagnosed with terminal cancer in 1990. People generally wouldn’t pursue the office if they knew they would die in only a couple of years.

Jesus had no bio dad to give him a Y chromosome and was FTM

Same with bald people

Chance the Rapper’s ice hockey commentary sketch is a classic

Starring Ewan McGregor Mendel

Just keep saying the falsehood and never back down and eventually you’ll recruit followers and become rich and powerful

That’s entirely what I was going for

The Silmarillion actually has 10 pages that explain how Barad-dûr hops around on a little Baba Yaga foot but it got very tired shortly before LotR happened

I found the energy to make a grilled cheese. That probably was about it.