Manly Exterior/Cunt Fuck Shit?

Ugh i know what you mean man. Although those times where I’m up for 48+ hours feels good in a “I’m high but not on drugs kinda way”

Ya I think that counts

You sir/ma’am are a jeanieus

Easy fix. Tie a string between your phone and headphones.

There are emergency exits for a reason. Tuck and roll

Obligatory “I unno, don’t quote me though”

The law of wires states that if there is a doorknob for it to be caught on, it will be caught on the doorknob

Ya kinda like how over and underwatering plants can share similar symptoms. If you ask a conventionally attractive person if they get asked out a lot, they will often say no because people expect them to either be in a relationship already or to be rejected.

what’s important to remember at the end of the day is that you likely scratch the itch for some people out there. Some people are attracted to qualities that you may think are unattractive and a lot of the times being able to break the ice with someone puts you ahead of the vast majority of other people.

Climate change? Never heard of it

Username checks out

I guess I’m an octopus then

That don’t sound right

Oof that’s pretty drastic

How many degrees higher than usual on average would you guess?

Did your recent summer feel more humid than usual?

When people don’t generally initiate a conversation with you, it means you’re either not very attractive or attractive enough for a lot of people to be intimidated

That’s the definition of a piece of shit. They only want to do things if it’s wrong.

I’m only on world because lemm.ee got shut down for whatever reason

So the citizens still have to physically vote even though there’s only 1 option? Do they hire people to count it and announce it on the radios/tvs?