Of all the person I’ve known who’ve punched a hole in a wall, 100% of him was a man.

Logic checks out.

If only…

This is what peak yardcover looks like

Theres a lot to unpack here, but really OP made a mistake by asking to go hiking. Thats a terrible first date idea and also isnt inherently date-y. Likely he was just missreading her kindness as flirting, but if he had asked her to dinner or coffee brunch it would’ve made his intentions more clear to her.

Not that it really matters because its fake and gay anyways.

I counter that with what my thouroughly midwestern American family has always called it: “wooster sauce”.

No, he likes money. Remember a few years ago when he tweeted about how great dogecoin was? Then a week later he tweeted about how stupid is was and that he was done with? He probably made millions buying and selling dogecoin as he made those tweets. There ia a huge conflict of interest when it comes to celebrities endorsing crypto coins. If you have the pull, you can just buy a bunch of some shit coin, talk it up and then all the people who look up to you to will go buy it, pumping up the price while you sell and make a huge profit. Then the value crashes back down and everyone who bought is left holding the bag. Whenever some famous person talks about a crypto, 100% of the time it is a grift to skim money from their follower’s pockets.

cUwUrker

This is a really cool concept but holy shit what an eyesore! Why’d they make it look like that?

Right? Like at lease pick up some hobbies or something. I can’t imagine having all that free time and just sitting there letting my brain and body fester.

wastes his time watching movies all day.

Really?? Smh

Well, the first paragraph of the article is pretty much all true…

20 years of sounding, never had a UTI.

I don’t remember what my first reaction was. I think I was around 7 or 8 and bored… now I have a life-long kink of stuffing rods in my penis… 🤷🏼‍♂️

Or you can just BE the weird horny furry. Everyone else will feel so normal and tame compared to the degen shit you beat your meat too!

Yikes. Elon’s propoganda site has done irreparable damage to the earth by helping Trump win. Elon does not give a shit about the environment, the electric cars are just for money.

The increase in fuel you need for the physical exertion of riding a bike increase your waste output tho.

I understand this feeling, but I don’t feel it myself. Trump dropping dead would be great. I’d rather him be in federal prison for life too, but only because I think that would be a worse punishment for him than death.

Yayyy we get to witness the collapse of humanity I’m so excited 🙃

Indeed.

You risk becoming multiple catgirls, a furry eldritch body horror writhing mass of cute fluffy limbs, snoots, ears, and tails.