My question is more about informing my family, Do you mind me asking how your dad broke the news to you?

You got a lot of downvotes, but this is practical advice, it doesn’t really help me specifically, but I appreciate your response anyway.

10/10 you managed to capture my vernacular exactly.

Sincerely, thanks. I’m going to explore my options, but I’m more concerned about how my mom and brothers might take the news that I’m battling something like this.

Thank god fish aren’t into cash.

Flogging Molly’s “punch drunk grinning soul” or Modest mouse’s “king rat” are the first two that come to mind. If you like those I can probably find some more gems from the hours a day I used to watch back in the mid to late 00’s.

Have I been spelling mega-lard-ass wrong this whole time?

He’s a peeble streamer on doop

Well… Big show did get shot with a tranquilizer dart once.

AEW: fight forever is supposed to be like a throwback to the WWE games before 2k. I got it for the switch, and I enjoy it even though the graphics are abysmal.

It’s not just you. There are dozens of us.

But then you have another dish to wash. I’ll just stick to chomping directly on the brick like nature intended.