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Step closer to the lathe, please.
Step closer to the lathe, please.
I eat almost no processed food other than giving my kids breakfast cereal and lunch treats, and a grocery trip that I’m used to costing $80 costs $120, consistently, week over week. Maybe food prices aren’t continuing to skyrocket, but higher prices are locked in, and wages aren’t catching up.
That’s the most to-my-taste hilt I’ve ever seen on any sword. I’d like a slightly broader blade on it, though. Windlass, get on it!
The other thing is that I expect Biden to spend a lot of time and money campaigning in states that don’t matter to him electorally, as payment to his intra-party supporters. For example, South Carolina is solidly Republican and there is zero chance of Biden winning its electoral votes, but he will spend time campaigning there purely for the prestige it gives Jim Clyburn.
The main problems I see are that for Biden to win, he needs not just the core “Blue No Matter Who” vote, but a broader coalition. In 2020, that included young people, and politically unaware people who were upset about COVID. In 2024, he’s doing everything possible to alienate the youth (via support for genocide, and violence against protesters), and the politically unaware people are upset about the economy. Trump isn’t any more popular than he was in 2020, this is entirely an own goal on the Biden campaign’s part.
Septic is totally my favorite.
All Constables Are Boneless
Don’t you understand, it’s real!
Great, WWIII is right on schedule, still hoping for First Contact in 2063.
More seriously, can you believe these ghouls?
Haunting Adeline, a smutty QAnon fanfic novel that’s viral on Booktok.
Children of Kali time.
Spiral noodles.
Clowns are “uncanny”. They are just off-human to be disturbing, in the same way that dolls or corpses are. This actually has the potential to make them more funny, more scary, or more sexy, depending on what the performance is going for. It’s a seasoning that brings out the flavor of anything else. But of course, people react differently to the seasoning, and it may tip them more in any of these ways.
I met a woman after my post went viral she messaged me. We got to talking and hit it off and she’s kind of got a clown thing too. As it turns out she was only a 3hr drive from me and after sharing pictures we decided to meet in a neutral location between us. I booked a hotel room and we met Sunday evening.
After I had been waiting in the room for about an hour I thought I might have been ghosted or catfished again. As my heart started to sink there was a knock at the door. I opened it and there she was. The beautiful, sexy clown woman of my dreams. Her outfit, her makeup and big red nose were perfect. So perfect it ached. She came in and she started making balloon animals as we made small talk and put them all over the bed. Then we made love. The hottest and most passionate sex I could have ever imagined and she had plenty of clown antics to surprise me including hitting me in the face with a small pie as a surprise when I came the first time and honking her nose.
After hours of lovemaking we sat there holding eachother and kissing while I occasionally honked her nose and tried to hold back my tears of pure bliss. I couldn’t. I was so happy to have the connection I’ve been denying myself because “it’s weird” and what I’ve desired for so long. Holding her in my arms as my legs still quivered from my orgasms I cried as she held me because I was so happy. She began to cry too and we are definitely going to be together now and are both so happy with eachother.
I feel like a hole in my soul has been healed and that my life is finally on it’s way up.
Thank you for the love and support everyone. So many of you have been so kind. It means the world to me. Thank you again.
I wish clown girls were an actual race of people. Their entire skin is white. The clown nose is natural. Their nipples and pussy lips, aka Clussy, have alternate colors, sometimes the same as the lips. Their skin probably tastes funny Imagine the taste of their breast milk. Grabbing their breasts or ass causes a honk noise. Want to playfully grope Clown wifes butt in public, loud ass honk is heard echoing from her. Everyone turns to you too, knowing full well what is going on. She embarrassingly honks her nose, trying to play it off.
Star Trek fans in 2026 when tney want reality to match the lore:
The Carolina Parakeet.
Also, the three posts form a dialectic.