Woly [any]

Dave the Diver is stressing me out because they keep sending me on wacky missions with ancient artifacts and bombs and shit but every time I go diving in just wanna catch tasty fish so I can have a nice restaurant 😤

Mega “thread”? Just call it a rope ffs

You’re (slowly) leaking oil and it’s burning off. Keep an eye on your oil levels at the bare minimum.

I won’t bother linking the article, but it was darkly amusing to see, literally the morning after Harris’s loss, the NYTimes put out an article about how, actually, inflation was a pretty big problem after all, and maybe the administration could’ve done more to assuage people’s frustration about price increases.

OOOOOPS

When you beat the check engine light allegations

The bitching hour. It’s like the witching hour, but it’s whatever hour you have to get up to go to work.

I still remember his son or one of his staffers or something on the radio being asked if they wanted African American people to have health care, and their answer was “I want them to be able to afford their own healthcare.”

The lie that keeps on working, every fucking time.

Fuckin A+, holy shit

If you can’t distinguish yourself from your opponent other than saying “he’s rude, I’m not,” well it turns out there are a lot of fed up, vindictive people in this country who would prefer rude.

Welcome to the resistance

Democrats nutting uncontrollably at the opportunity to once again be the party of failure.

After all, it’s a lot easier to do your empty identity politics and false promises when you don’t have the power to do anything else.

Tidying up your house before your crush comes over, call that Sprung Cleaning.

I got so excited

Goddamn that is well done. I can read it in their voices perfectly; I even hear the dice roll in my head.

Death to plastic; embrace glassware tradition.

I second this

People think lizard people are bad because they’re humans mixed with lizard characteristics, but actually they’re bad because they’re lizards mixed with human characteristics 🤢

How is this functionally any different than laying landmines. Although come to think of it, plenty of landmines can actually be disarmed.

“Wooaaaooaohhhw such a genius intelligent deadly clever smart move by the isrealis, wow they are so cool and dangerous and smart, Hezbollah must be completely destroyed now because of the psychological factor of this very intelligent attack, wowww”

Maybe all of the more meaningful forms of satisfaction and joy have been locked behind paywalls or eliminated entirely for the sake of economic efficiency