I want the milkman to deliver my milk… in the myorning.

I don’t think any amount of information or training can help in that front. There will always be a well meaning but lazy/ill -informed majority that think that whatever they toss in the blue bin will be recycled, whether it be a greasy pizza box or a plastic shopping bag full of unrinsed soup cans.

My city has a terribly underfunded recycling program, and if a bin is spotted without perfectly recyclable content it is flagged and left for the regular garbage truck to haul off to the landfill/incinerator.

I basically only bother putting glass and aluminum into the recycling bins because those will at least be scavenged by scrappers before the garbage men haul them off anyways.

On the bright side, I avoid buying things with plastic packaging, and reuse plastic containers that are undoubtedly contributing to the little pile of micro plastics that is growing in my brain.

In a row?!

Pretty sure this was the exact control panel my mom’s 80s Ford Econoline van had.

True! 10-12 more cars could have fit on that road if it wasn’t for that stupid bus.

But the poors have to get to their jobs serving me…

I got it! Let’s widen the road! Nobody uses the sidewalk anyway. /S

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Pixel-Stained_Technopeasant_Day

I’d get down on some of Edgar’s Fromunda cheese.

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Lookit’ this French Roof, over here, c’rectin’ people’s grammer…

That’s when something you say makes the white hardhats briefly uncomfortable.

They did it all for the nookie.

I have exactly that, but in my right arm.

Maybe its because I’m left handed…

Funny, maybe its when I travel, but, I’ll look up a route on Uber an hour before I plan to leave, go do something else for a while and it’ll have gone down a buck or two.

I think trepanning would be the closest thing, drilling a hole in the skull to relieve pressure/let evil spirits escape.

To be fair, it has the most boots to be licked and some people have urges that the rest of us will never understand. /S

LGR did a great video on crazy expansion slot PC accessories. One of them was a pull out ashtray with a push plug lighter like cars used to have. https://youtu.be/_ErL39wqO-c?si=zWyVR6m_LqE6SBE0

The rotten asshole

To be fair, a guy would need to be over 6" to make it past her thigh folds.

A friend was complaining that he was always losing his air pods. I told him about my awesome idea to sell a little cord that would connect them so they were easier to keep track of.

He was like, ‘Dude! That’s a great idea… You’ve got to start selling those before someone beats you to it-’

Then it dawned on him and he called me an asshat.

Crap, now I have to change all my passwords.