Same

Thanks for the nightmares, dickhead.

Depends if you’re addressing your male friends

Fuck off Konami

It’s kind of a necessity. Japanese and English language structures are very different.

For example, you’ll typically hear names at the start of a sentence in Japanese, whereas in English, they can technically either be at either. Though, for the sake of engaging dialogue, are typically at the end of a sentence.

On top of that, most dubbed movies will try to sync lip flaps (turning away from the camera makes it convenient to utilise empty space).

And on top of that, there are quirks of language which make intonation more important then the script, for example “yes” can be inferred as enthusiastic or begrudging depending on the language, but makes more sense to translate is “Absolutely!” Or “If I have to…”, depending on context.

Can you elaborate more? I’m under the impression space is very cold, and the heat would get sucked out like I wish I was, at least once before I eat shit.

Rick and Morty episode titles be like:

Rispbecky Pimorty

Man… This meme has LAYERS

All it needs are some adoption papers signed by Muskrat and it’ll be full circle

It was Goku for me.

Though, as I get older, I can’t help but think about how Goku enabled space-Nazi’s (Frieza), time-Nazi’s (Cell), and Kim Jong Un (Buu).

People are fucking idiots about this kind of shit.

Had this explained once, I might miss a detail, but it’s like this:

The only way not to drain your battery is to program in selective key words.

“But then its always listening” yes, but also, no.

Imagine someone speaking into a microphone, and seeing their voice bounce around on a oscilloscope.

This compresses the audio a LOT, and makes it very difficult to discern the differences between words.

But if you were trained to notice the pattern for a specific word, like “Siri”, then you could ignore all the other shapes, conserving your battery.

Hygiene is like diet, one side does not fit all.

I know people who smell like an acid bath after a few hours of work. They’ll get home, strip all the oil off their bodies, let their skin dry out and wonder why they smell like shit.

Others can sweat it out, and not smell. When I ask them about their hygiene habits, it’s never a surprise to me to hear they don’t use soaps unless they’re very dirty.

Then there’s Luke, fucking Luke. Smells like a rolled ball sack from the moment he leaves the shower. He even went to see a dermatologist about it and got told that’s just his microbiome. For Luke, I’m glad deodorant exists.

How do you translate borderlands into a watchable film?

It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.

Deadpoolesque humour, Mad Maxy aesthetics with Idocracy-like characters and frequent Wick tier violence.

Forgive my ignorance, but did they make CGI buttholes, then remove them before it premiered?

OK Majora/Jenova settle down

I know there are dumb cunts voting for him because they like him “owning the left”, but any time I see it when they’re so obviously wrong, I think it must be the Russians at it again.

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*his insecure orange masculinity.

Hey, what the fuck.

This was my profile picture before you posted it.