VI ELSKER FCK

LO LO LOOOOOOOOOOO

At least it’s the derby for Copenhagen on Sunday, Brøndby is always fun

He shouldn’t be on the pitch but that is dogshit from Brighton

I mean, it’s better than watching England bat right now

Copenhagen have been dreadful with penalties for some time - remember Claesson missing a couple, then got given to Vavro who started to miss a few and then eventually Diogo is generally on the job. Proper mess.

:(

I guess we’re not drawing 1-1 to San Marino like Denmark are

Birmingham retiring Jude’s shirt makes more sense now

They were a million years ahead of all of us with such a big brain move

I can’t take Bellingham having an international career where he wins absolutely nothing. Please, for the love of God

C A L V E S

Death, taxes, erectile dysfunction adverts when sport is on the telly in England

LUV ARE ARRY

God I love Jude

Maybe we’ll be good when Starmer becomes PM

Oh fuck off

Phillips stealing a living at both club and country level

I was saying Boo-ellingham

Yer da still loves Southgate