That doesn’t make any sense, fish don’t use bicy-OOOOOOOH!

“I went into the Jedi archives and changed every instance of Anakin Skywalker to Bacon Skywalker.”

go to a park and see a NO LOITERING sign

Then WTF is it FOR??

Cochrane: “I created a warp reactor…”

Vulcans: “it’s about time.”

Cochrane: “…powered by enriched uranium.”

Vulcans: “Oh no!”

Angry blackhole.

Because he’s… the last man standing.

Poor Many.

Venn pieagram

“Everything around you that you call life was made up by people that were no smarter than you….” - Steve Jobs

There is very much a reason.

That’s fine, my pro controller won’t wake my regular Switch from sleep either.

4chan was one of the websites on the internet.

I understand the intention, but I’ve seen too much recent sci-if to not think she’s already dead or becoming a Clicker.

You’re a poet and didn’t know it.

“You’ll come for the scenery, but stay because we abandoned due process.”

“Don’t worry, we found the perfect thing to get basilisks to stop eating people - Mexican food!”

Persians invented the highway truck stop.

”He was a punk, she took ballet, what more can I say?”

Dammit, Moon Moon!