I couldn’t tell from the picture, but she looks a lot fatter.
I might be ootl on this one. Who is she?
That’s a huge butt plug!
Well maybe if you ate a little less, we wouldn’t need widebody airplanes!
They don’t help if you are suddenly being shot at by bullets and fish… Not to mention latiku chucking spineys.
Lol, Fart Jokes!
Reply to his every tweet with that.
Lisa needs braces.
It should be called Hearty Stoppy. That’s what they do. Stop your heart so it can reboot in safe mode.
Bonus: they’re more scary. (HOA might complain, add their heads to the display)
Please invite me if you get invites
It’s a satire on “sex and the city”. By placing it in another era the absurdity of the show (and shows targeted at modern “feminist” women) is highlighted.
Real feminists don’t think about sex (and shoes) almost exclusively.
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For the blind:
I swear you people won’t believe what’s in front of your eyes if it doesn’t match your damn Commie agenda!
/s because even I can’t tell anymore
In my head canon, Pippin helped gandalf avoid this fate.
When golds are equal, silvers are used to break ties.
Have him hold an enlarged tampon like a lightsaber and force pushing a red wave.
Like the left side of this: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/94/ab/5a/94ab5a78b88a36f36e66269d8b7afff5.jpg
This is that one. Putting flamingoes on it was a meme for a while there.