I make people upset just by using my eyes and brain, as such please be careful to ensure your tears do not get into your electronics, thank you

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Cake day: October 26th, 2023

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  • Or, play Helldivers 2 instead, where although you will constantly be bouncing between “It’s so over!” and “We are so back!” every few months, you can earn the premium currency by just playing the game. You actually make a not-half-bad amount.

    And, AND. You get to act out your favorite Starship Troopers/Terminator wars fantasies (also recently added: seafood is back on the menu, boys) by being able to quite literally rain hell from above, (almost) any time you want.

    I shit you not every time an Alpha Commander runs I hear “IT’S AFRAID” in my head

    (disclaimer: I still like DRG, I just prefer one over the other. Don’t nobody start nothin’.)








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    8 days ago

    I am sorry you find using your brain for a few moments to enjoy humor to be taxing, in my opinion some of the best jokes have multiple layers, or must be pieced together. Like a good brick joke, for instance.

    If you cannot enjoy such things, you have my most sincere condolences.








  • I would bet good money that both door handles are equally filthy, by nature of it being a school. Kids are walking talking germ incubators. We all are, but kids especially. And that’s before we even get to the kids who are intentionally malicious little bastards – I guarantee you, in some school districts, with some kids, signs like these would just be asking for an aspiring Poo-casso to smear their shit on the door handles.