Don’t forget walks.

That dog doesn’t “get taken” for a walk, it’ll take you for a walk. Or a drag.

And that any evidence of the zombie eating brains is simply Western propaganda.

life clings to me like a disease

fortunately, I plan on having a massive heart attack in my late 40s/early 50s, just before the wars over clean water and food start. And they told me I didn’t know how to plan for the future.

ah, so now instead of China spying on TikTok users, it will be Russia spying on TikTok users.

“no guys it’s totally not an echo chamber, we just ban and/or relentlessly attempt to troll anyone with a differing opinion than ours!”

I’d say it’s an impressive level of cognitive dissonance, but then, you’d already have to have that to believe China is a socialist utopia. Really it’s just Tuesday for them.

Right? Filter out enormous swathes of obnoxious shitheads from your feed in one fell swoop!

“stay in your lane” motherfucker it’s the pope, his lane is whatever he (or He, if you believe) wants it to be.

Goodbye.

but are those cheese bags endorsed by a dashing celebrity chef?

R

a paywall I am sure will be exactly as effective as google’s attempts at ad-blocking on YouTube, for exactly the same reason: a dedicated group of pissed off nerds who spend their time getting around it as a service to everyone. Bypass Paywalls Clean is already a thing.

I think the worst thing about PirateSoftware is that he can have some surprisingly reasonable takes and nuggets of wisdom in his shorts that lure you in, but the moment you start getting into more of his content and actually try to figure out what he’s about as a person you discover he’s a smug asshole with an overdeveloped sense of self-righteousness. Some people never dig that deeply or simply don’t care if he doesn’t practice the mindfulness he preaches, these are his fans.

Later Tuesday, officers told CBS News Los Angeles that they were called to the area after receiving a 911 call reporting a kidnapping at the location. When they arrived, they say that they saw that a federal immigration operation was underway and stayed to maintain peace because they were concerned by the growing crowd and the federal agents.

remember, calling the police won’t save you or someone else from being abducted, they’ll just “keep the peace” (read: keep any bystanders from saving you) while you are.

not really, just sucks when you’re out to not be so easily distracted by silly shit when the world is so… dismal. I quite like being able to be distracted from it all.

anyone who reads the news today, at this point, and goes “yeah lets rawdog reality, why would I want to dilute it with drugs?” is a fucking sociopath.

uBlock Origin probably just needs its filter lists updated, you can update them by opening the extension, hitting the gears icon, clicking on the “filter lists” tab at the top and selecting update next to any that are outdated.

Personally, I use the nuclear option because fuck google – I have AdNauseam (which includes uBlock Origin), SponsorBlock, PopUpOFF, DeArrow, Return Youtube Dislike, and CanvasBlocker.

Sounds like a you problem.

1. there is no “winning in the middle east”, there never has been.

2. I’ve been hearing that Iran has been getting close to nukes literally my entire life. But sure, now, finally, they were actually getting close to nukes. According to the two powers attacking them who needed a half-baked excuse to bomb yet another patch of desert. I’ll bet.