every time I learn something new about Ohio, I like it just a little bit less, and I already fucking hate Ohio.
I make people upset just by using my eyes and brain, as such please be careful to ensure your tears do not get into your electronics, thank you
every time I learn something new about Ohio, I like it just a little bit less, and I already fucking hate Ohio.
Really? After the absolute clownshow that was Starfield, my expectations for TES6 are extremely low.
God, will someone just punch him already?
Wow, you’re a twat.
“make her feel better for 5 minutes by making him feel worse for… however long that scar lasts, oh, and you can’t find a relationship because you suck” has got to be the shittest take I’ve heard all day
SIGTERM: stop that.
SIGKILL: That was not a request.
Case power button: listen here you little shit
This is exactly why he gives me the heebie jeebies. That fuck would sell out his own mother for a Klondike bar.
I know we used to find common ground and reach across the aisle, and I just don’t know how we’ll ever get back there now, to be quite honest. In that way, the American political landscape in the last 50 years has gotten much, much worse.
I’m honestly not sure how much of that you can attribute to foreign powers vs. Ronald Reagan, Donald Trump, and Dick Cheney (off the top of my head – there are many more), but it’s interesting to think about.
I will chip in if someone sets up a GoFundMe to do exactly this
Like, how much could it possibly cost to hire someone in NYC to do this for a few hours some night? Surely this is a crowdfundable amount.
Everyone on Lemmy is a bot except you.
I promise it’s not all bots
Oh, man, I knew the debate was gonna be funny to watch, and I knew republicans would be shitting themselves after I saw it, but I had no idea just how funny the aftermath would be to watch. “it’s not that Trump lost, it’s that Kamala Harris has occult powers” was not only not on my Bingo card, I didn’t even have a bingo card ready.
I still cannot fucking believe, in all that time onstage, that was the thing that made Biden come alive. Fucking golf.
it’s like a garden path sentence written by an eldritch horror
I don’t know if you’re in the same boat I am, but this is about the boat I’m in:
saw that on here a couple days back, and I’ve been applying to jobs for six months! The 'tism is some bullshit.
I’m sure I could get a job at Walmart or McDonald’s if I had no standards, but frankly I’d rather just scrape by doing Uber and Lyft. And everything else that I have applied to? Got me two whole interviews. In six months. Which I then never heard back from.
Fuck modern employment culture, man.
If he wins, we’re not going quietly either.
racism!
You think the Oompa Loompa is gonna lose quietly?
Oh no, friend, that’s when shit gets real.
hooray for the middle of the bell curve
“oh no, the vegans are leaving!” said no-one ever
oh boy, between this and robinson, it’s getting real dumb real fast
ya love to see it