I’m glad I’m an intern and stay so busy I can’t fuss over football these days.

Doesn’t happen too often but we’re actually worse than last season.

Balon D’or rankings are wild - Ademola Lookman at 14th, Ode 19th and Saka 21st.

It’s a long season - I just hope long enough.

Not looking so bright now. One guy says December return likely.

If all these players are better than Bukayo, why doesn’t he ever get a break from England duty?

I like how the barclaysball/brexitball 4-4 facking 2 memes are evolving. Any semblance of sophistication is woke. Left footed right back? Woke. Inverted full back? Woke. The literal mention of xG? Woke.

Haven’t seen anyone do stepovers in a while…

#barclays #gamesgone

Kayo with the tekkers 🔥🔥🔥

He’s on

Twitter spoiled it for me

Nelli scores

Octovertz scores 😭😭😭

Make a sub Mikel

What the actual fuck? Tomiyasu, Nelli and Merino on the bench.

Starting lineup -

RAYA

PARTEY | SALIBA | GABRIEL | CALAFIORI

HAVERTZ | JORGINHO | RICE

SAKA | JESUS | STERLING

Injuries?

Tomiyasu (of course)

Odegaard

Ben (did I miss it or was something said about him in the presscon)

Zin

Timber (?)

It needs to be studied how Benny Blanco continues to remain underrated. There’s already some talk surrounding JT being made the number one RB.

something tells me Jesus will leave before the summer ends

that wanker of a goalie is gonna spread his legs against Abu Dhabi fc I just know it

Never any doubt for Dark Arts FC