Cybertruck = Homer car

Time to harvest its succulent body meat from within its carapace

Violence is only acceptable against the poors.

The parched hillsides with sparse vegetation don’t accommodate many tonnes of water being dumped onto them from the air.

Its a Chinese idiom that works very well

You are the fartographer after all

They fart in each others mouth then blow it like vapor back into the originators nostrils

I am left and this is so fucking true though. So many pussy-ass towel wringing gutless cowards just want to pick bones out of tofu than actually act to make a meaningful difference because they are frozen with indecision over acadmic moral quandries

This guy is gonna be the whole world’s problem until we collectively shun him into Russia or something.

What if ads had to show side affects by law.

So like theres a guy with gut wrenching abdominal cramps audibly blowing liquid ass mulch into the toilet bowel while moaning painfully.

Scene cuts to he’s smiling and cutting the grass in the front yard.

That ssntenx scra.med mynbrain thogs

My grandfather drove a truck for the Finnish Army in WWII and helped drive them out of the country.

I hate that people are shit and will ruin any economic/political system no matter how high-minded it may have otherwise been.

Similarly capitalism wouldn’t be a burning pile of diapers and old wigs if those involved didn’t have a complete and total disregard-bordering-on-antipathy for humanity and the common good.

Lemmy feels like wet underwear but its like warm wet so if you just kinda go with it and forget that it feels weird then you’re not actually uncomfortable.

About $60 CAD per month for talk/text with 50GB data which is average for here

A Pixel 8 on contract was free for me if I commit three years with my provider. I think I will get seven years support from GOS which is a worthy enough lifespan for an everyday smartphone

Like some groteque misshapen hairy vagina

This is the flag of grovelling authoritarian bootlickers who all think that submission to an autocrat makes them rugged individualists

Chuds will exacerbate the bird flu by engaging in every unnecessary behavior that can cause transmission just because somebody informs them not to.

God forbid a little girl who isn’t pure white ever feel represented by the media she consumes.