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Cake day: August 23rd, 2023

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  • Oh no! And if this one internet person had just seen this article, the whole problem would have been solved.

    Forget the victims, look at how we as society have failed this specific internet person. Shame on us!

    /s

    You’r basically saying as loud and selfishly as you can that your protest of how shitty the internet is takes precedence over victims of actual sex crimes. Interesting, when you could have just been mildly frustrated and then moved along like the rest of us do.




  • This is bullshit analysis. People can buy their steam keys from endless sources and sales. Some games that would have been $20+ some people can get for as little as $0.50 depending on circumstances.

    It’d be impossible to calculate how much has been spent. They also just straight multiplied the amount of public ones instead of better estimating that using data they had.

    All you can do is say how much they are currently or were worth. Considering how steep the price drops can be for many games, it’s a pretty wide range of possibilities and makes estimating this fairly worthless.

    Just a deliberately bullshit headline made by idiots wielding “data science” hype.


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    I would have followed you, my brother, my captain, my king, you piece of shit.

    Here’s looking at you, kid, you piece of shit.

    A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others, you piece of shit.

    Thanks for the adventures; now go have a new one you piece of shit! Love, Ellie.

    Please, boss, don’t put that thing over my face, don’t put me in the dark. I’s afraid of the dark you piece of shit.

    I’ll never let go, Jack, you piece of shit.

    The best love is the kind that awakens the soul you piece of shit.

    When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible, you piece of shit.

    You want the moon? Just say the word, and I’ll throw a lasso around it and pull it down you piece of shit.

    You’re the first boy I ever kissed… and I want you to be the last you piece of shit.






  • A dude had heard about some other kind of god, and so he randomly looked up at the sky and basically said “if you let me win this battle, I will convert my entire country”…

    …and he won, and so Roman Catholicism was born cause he said so.

    Later, some dude was like “screw your catholicism, I don’t like my wife any more, I’ll go make my own church with hookers and blow and divorce my wife,” and so the Church of England was made cause he said so.

    I may have oversimplified these stories but pretty sure that’s about it.