crystaline_porpoise [none/use name]

i went into a local tattoo shop yesterday and they were playing “little birdhouse in your soul” and naturally i was like “aw, fuck - yeah, this is my jam” and then starting softly singing all the words which i think confused them because I was wearing a very scary death metal outfit at the time

Meatwad

Martin Scorsese

Megaman

Barack Obama

Shake

its probably nothing

this made me imagine a future where the US literally fights climate change by launching missiles and nukes at hurricanes

like that scene in Independence Day where all the F-15s are like “DAMN, THEY HAVE A FORCEFIELD!!” but instead of a mothership theyre launching rockets at a wind funnel over the atlantic

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Hey, Reddit. Hows it goin?

In China, South Korea and Japan, women in large numbers are stopping dating men and entering into romantic relationships with AI.

I just got a free Yamaha PSR-36 for helping my friend’s grandma with her garage sale. I’m like 90% sure I’m gonna make some sick dungeoncore soundtrack with it.

If I can actually motivate myself to record between work I’ll share it with yall, because holy shit it sounds sick.

Every now and then I go back and rewatch Shaunvid’s 3 hour video essay on this. It’s really well done. Would recommend.

Also god damn, really says everything about both capitalist bloodlust and that the term “humane” is attached to the idea of nuking civilians. As long as it’s a western country doing it, of course!

This was always the plan, btw

thanks for reminding me i have this megaman game on my phone emulator

the xenomorph. every time i see her impale someone with her tiny second mouth or bleed acid im like “hahahaha slay queen! literally me!”