I’ve been experimenting with the use of ‘⸮’. As all the best things in language, it allows me to show off my feeling of cultured superiority⸮

(and requires a link to Wikipedia) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony_punctuation

Everything works if you know it well enough. But what I remember annoying me with php most was the naming convention mess, array_search, count, strlen, etc.