drowns [he/him]

He did not. He made a point that his only request to anyone listening to him was to not vote for Trump. He went out of his way to make it clear he would not push people to “vote blue no matter who” and was extremely critical of Kamala’s dog shit rhetoric on Gaza.

well you coulda told me this 20 years ago and my knees wouldn’t hurt so bad… thanks Obama

I grew up off of White Settlement Blvd in River Oaks… just a town away.

if we can’t preserve this planet we don’t deserve to go to a new one. We are the origin story of the sci-fi trope of an alien race that just goes planet to planet stripping resources and leaving.

The Rizzler would be a platonic particular… the Rizz itself is the platonic ideal.

Legos

Old millennial and I loved playing Altered Beast and Golden Axe… later I really liked the x-men side scroller… always played as Jubilee.

Let’s be real, the Israeli tourist drew that themselves to cry about. They are the undisputed world champs of self victimization, there is no shot they didn’t do it themselves.

Farcry 6 made me mad several times… especially the part where the CIA is funding the rebels that are fighting against the pro western capitalist regime? Like why would the CIA do that? They never explain it. CIA just doing the exact opposite of what it is literally designed to do.

Mr. Bonaroo…

some of the best chapo adjacent material is Matt ranting into a bad camera angle for an hour.

Wojack sounds like a persona name honestly.