Doma doma doma!

I’ll give you my scale for your serious buyer if they’re not interested

I’ll take that banana, here you go

What’s your reading list for 2026?

Pretty sure Jikiniki is just transcribed by Lafcadio Hearn, not written by him

A mouse drew that? It’s so realistic

I’ll treat my kid like a Pikmin only for as long as I am physically able to throw them like one

China turned my lights red

Carrot Ironfounderson irl

Venezuela is US soil -> we can’t have elections when there’s war on US soil

The Matrix, yes, but everyone is human inside the matrix and a muppet on the outside

The Truman Show, Jim Carrey of course

Or keep Rocky human, can’t remember the actor

Haha, Wobbly Life… my kid picked it to spend Nintendo gift card money on. It’s like GTA for kids, big open city map, drive cars around, do little jobs, respawn quickly when you get thrown across the map because you got hit by a train

Mediokra: Not too crunchy, not too slimy

He likes to let it squish between his cheeks and the lid

Green flag

I wonder what the people in my phone think about this

Chimken