And the child that caused all of this thinks he deserves a prize for bringing peace.

So, chemical warfare? Isn’t that illegal?

If you’re not MAGA, you’re an immigrant.

There is no longer any justice in America.

I mean that’s cool and all but what about my Dell Max Pro Max?

B-b-but I thought it wasn’t about unions…

If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat.

So if Mozilla is turning into mozzarella, what’s the best next alternative?

This is America.

Hanwell Kebab

One of them are wolves in sheep clothing. The other are just wolves, period.

Slumpy Trumpy.

Paywall, paywall. You’re my paywall.

New DLC?

The necromancy is wearing off.

The time police ghosts are the true evil of the game and you fight dimension splitting multiverse Sephiroth as the final boss.

The Orange Blimp and Legal Barbie can take care of that Hatch Act.

I feel like this deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.

One could be indicted for saying Obama was a better president than Trump.

Bookmarked! I want to see how accurate this becomes. That’s all he wanted so he can one up Obama.