The Possession of Michael King

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a) What did he have to do with the war in Iran?

b) Can someone get Candace Owens a wellness check?

Be funny if they priced themselves out of anyone turning up. Never happen, I know. But it’d be funny.

It doesn’t. They died.

Heart attack while they were alive.

Dead people don’t have heart attacks.

It’s okay. Elon said AI and his robots will mean we’ll all be rich on UBI soon, so he wants everyone to have more kids.

Fewer eggs laid per week, but charge the same for them.

And you call them an anti-musicite.

Didn’t he recently defund and/or fire people whose job it was to keep an eye on domestic terrorism?

That’s not very positive.

Not a lot of massive cargo ships are gonna stop using bunker fuel in favour of turning electric. And that’s just one example.

But who knows what the moon people will get up to unless we have free and open line of sight to keep an eye on them?

They were down there? Clubbing in the retirement village, eh?

Trump knows he hasn’t got too many years left in him. Do you honestly think he’ll accept the idea of people getting to live when he can’t? Yes, he’s that petty and that vindictive.

Prosecutors pointed to the guns, ballistic vests, and trauma first-aid kits they brought as evidence of malicious intent.

Didn’t police also bring those things … ?

So … the local elected official who people vote for can be fired because DeSantis doesn’t like their choices, thus invalidating the will of the majority who voted that official, because DeSantis doesn’t like their choice.

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No ambiguity this time. They know they’re going over there to die for oil.