North Macedonia haunts my dreams to be fair

Any United fans ready to admit that maybe he wasn’t the problem considering that he’s been very good in every game and the team has improved from “dogshit” to “almost okay” ever since he started playing again?

Jesus was just a prophet letting us know that Jude was on his way

Maguire was England’s best player not named Jude “Literally Jesus” Bellingham

Hey man, Im from the future and it’s never coming home. Just wanted to let you know that.

You played one of the weakest Italy squads possible and had a lot of trouble, relying on Jude Bellingham literally being Zidane and Scalvini making mistakes like a 19 year old defender is expected to.

If you think that game showed you’re not going to have trouble even seeing a semi-final, you had about 15 beers too many

It’s not a surprise you qualified yesterday, it would have taken one of the craziest sequences of events possible for England to fail to qualify, so why should all of those people get themselves stuck in traffic and unable to get home for an extra few hours just to celebrate a formality?

Act like you’ve been there before for christ’s sake

Yes. Messi and Ronaldo have both had awful games in their careers. What kind of delusion do you live in where you think they scored and assisted 12 goals every single game for 20 years?