Heydo

Wife taught our dog to crawl.

She was trying to teach the dog to lay down and stay while she backed away with the treat. Our dog figured that if she kept her belly on the floor and crawled over to the treat it should be fine…

So my wife said “Good crawl!”, and kept working on it with the dog. Now the dog crawls on command.

R

When the zombie was pulled out of the well. Just not worth it for me.

For me it’s:

Step 1: Google

Step 2: Open stackoverflow link

Step 3: Read a bunch of people yelling at OP about why their question/issue is dumb and that they need to Google more.

Step 4: Find what might possibly be an answer to the question but it is written in a way that leaves out half the knowledge I would need to correctly interpret the answer because this person just assumes I know everything there is to know about programming already. Meaning I would never have need to ask the question in the first place, duh.

Step 5: Leave computer in disgust and maybe try rubbing two sticks together to make a fire that I can use to burn everything down…

And that is why Linux isn’t as widely distributed as Windows. Linux is great, if you know what you are doing. But most of the world doesn’t have the time needed to learn Linux well enough to avoid major fuck-ups like this.

Linux gives you a wall of text when all the user did (at least what they thought they did) is say install this program. The system ask “Are you sure?” And the user is like “Yes, just do it!” I can’t imagine anything on Windows doing that lol.

I like Linux and I think it’s great, but I can certainly understand why the majority of people are wary of it.

Useful for exposing PII, sure

That is NOT how you vertical mount.

That’s the show, thank you! I was thinking X-Files but I just knew it was wrong.

What I find most interesting about the game is experiencing the characters stories and their reasoning for their actions. The gameplay is fine enough to keep it interesting for me.

Or Tennessee

Yes but why is it wet?

Shoot your shot I guess

I’m the Hipplowplapotamus

My rhymes are bottomless…

Ts Ln ented…

I don’t know how you do it man. That is really difficult.

“What hairstyle would you like?”

Bucket.

WAP…

Are you cooking meth?

Someone with a fantastic cake making hobby.

4 5 therefore 9

9 and 9 therefore 18

18 and 18 therefore 36

4 5 therefore 9

That isn’t normal. But being raised in the south where you are expected to be the gender you were born with, and then having to suppress your true feelings, leads to associating those feelings with “sick pervert” actions.