Of course. It is a closely guarded Russian secret that I escaped by parachute. The mighty Putin went through great effort to fake my death.

When I am accused of such things, I tend to doxx myself as Yevgeny Prigozhin. Claiming to be a primary source within Wagner has its uses.

The Republicans are the Sword, and the Democrats are the Shield.

Judging relationships is God’s work. The faithful need only pray, and they shall have their answer on how good a relationship is.

I continue to believe that DMT is harmless, and should be recreational.

And say Luigi Mangione’s glorious name I will.

You assume that Americans are capable of reaching the border in the first place. No doubt they’ll starve to death while cursing their enemy political party first.

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I dunno about you, but I wanna see how many impeachments Trump can rack up before he leaves office/dies. I’m hoping for at least triple digits.

“Don’t worry, we’ll reverse our decision later. Yeah. You just need to wait!”

NSDAP, of course. Their moronic administrative decision of having redundant public institutions compete with each other is simply nonsense.

I was permabanned twice for speaking favorably of a certain green-capped man.

Sherman had the right idea.

It is my life’s dream to die clutching my heart as I’m giving a presentation in front of hundreds of people.

I don’t think Quebec will recognize Trump’s rule if he takes control of Canada. It may result in some occupier deaths.

“Nothing I could do.” - Phil ‘Democrat’ Burnell

I think Americans are plugging up the bandwidth.

I would like to speculate that the entire Iberian peninsula has fallen into the Atlantic. Andorra is coastline now.

When Trump fervently supports your bill you know it’s a good idea. /s

You misunderstand.

Yes, one Canadian with an assault rifle can’t do much against 5 American drones.

But one Canadian with an assault rifle can do much against 5 off-duty American soldiers relaxing in a restaurant.