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  • Bruh your mom is your lifelong enemy’s kid & your dad’s side of the family has been engaged in that same blood feud for hundreds of years. It’s not about you: you’re an instrument for wheels within wheels within wheels. Let go, ride the worm, make a few babies, and enjoy the intergalactic massacre committed in your name, ok sweatie?




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    4 months ago

    It’s your destiny damnit, ::: spoiler if you won’t become the worm, your son will and usher in 3000 years of Duncan Idahoes and beefswellings under his tyrannical reign!!! :::

    Idk if the spoilers worked on hiding the middle books of the series’ plot & honestly Lemmy documentation is too frustrating for me in my current state to figure out if I hid my spoilers correctly or not. Plainly this calls for a Butlerian Jihad.







  • I’m still in a pretty dark place 10 months after getting dumped by someone I was really fond of, who was tweeting stuff about me like “equinox [an expensive gym] is a hella good deal, maybe there I’ll find a man who actually has an income” & “my therapist called the guy I’m seeing a beta male” for the entire time we were together. A few days after the breakup she tweeted “these dudes never buy me flowers and act sooo surprised when I break up with them”.

    She’s the type who posted ass on instagram and studied in LA, identifies as a feminist and a socialist; I recognize this is an individual behaving in a stereotypical way instead of it being a hard rule for all women. I do also feel sympathetic for her dissociative identity disorder (think I saw a different ego state when she told me she liked me after crying during sex—apparently b/c she “didn’t deserve such a nice guy” but tweeted I was a beta 6 hours earlier) and that doesn’t excuse these actions/sense of entitlement.

    Naturally, how I was informed that we were no longer together was that “you’re wonderful it’s not you, I’m not feeling the way I want to feel, we’re just too similar” and that I’d “be remembered fondly”… I make almost twice her psychology PhD tuition & gifted my dead cat’s toys for her adopted kitten. So yeah, an individual occurrence but it really reinforced some stereotypes I’m trying to dispel. Of course I recognize if I was more financially ostentatious & she stuck around longer, issues would have manifested somehow else.

    Anyways sorry for whingeing, I’m still self-flagellating over consciously overlooking red flags like being told “lying comes naturally to us pisces” twice, “I’m getting my PhD to charge my clients more”, and “I just want to be rich to feed my family the healthiest foods”.









  • She messaged me first on Hinge, the mask was off pretty quick but I overlooked/excused the red flags. Astrology and Instagram wellness type that went to college in Los Angeles, by date 5 she had told me “lying comes naturally to us pisces” twice, and that she didn’t have a positive relationship with psychology growing up until starting her psych PhD due to her having dissociative identity disorder & dad also being a therapist. However the motivation for the PhD was to charge therapy clients more money.

    She ended things after a few months saying “I’m not feeling the way I want to feel”, “our energies are too similar”, and that she’d “fondly remember me” during the breakup phone call. Turns out she was insulting me on twitter the whole time about my perceived income, said her therapist called me a beta male, and that “these dudes never buy me flowers and act sooooo surprised when I break up with them”.

    Also used to have blowjobs in her twitter handle & dudes were tweeting at her saying thank you for the starbang, but that was more weird/trashy than shitty or abusive.