mudpuppy [it/its, she/her]

i don’t have any interest in actual sex, just kinks which are sort of dependent on having two people. i really like getting tied up and beat up, and i can’t do that on my own. what i call sex is just assault or torture to most outside observers, i don’t even want any clothes to come off. i would expect to just take turns, it’s not a big deal. if i’m hitting someone else, i’m always worrying about their limits and what they’re ok with, but if it’s me, i’d know exactly how far i can go, and it would be really fun in a non sexual way. already knowing everything is a good thing, the discovery isn’t really fun for me. i’m usually not comfortable having sex with someone until i’ve known them for at least a year. definitely not demisexual or anything, i just need to know exactly what they’d want me to do.

shoot your jizz then out you is

blow your load and hit the road

im really surprised at how many people are saying no. i definitely would because i know exactly what im into and could do everything perfectly

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the word filter is annoying

yeah im majoring in polyamorous science what of it

bad under capitalism, good under communism

oh EPIC

what does wall mean (sorry im stupid)

they all doubled in size, saved you a click

i like how they also made it entirely about palestine

the australian government is really out of control

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is it time for “people become ugly because they’re evil”

this case is making me lose hope that they’ll ever realize it’s so stupid to make it illegal to own a gun if you smoke weed

honestly my issue with this is there would no longer be 50 states. they need to either coordinate a bunch of different splits so there are 100, or merge two together. there are a lot of states that dont matter at all and dont have any meaningful differences and are right next to each other, and i think they should be merged together if we’re gonna add one.

consider a foil razor. they’re electric but they cut flush with the skin just like a blade. i love mine, i don’t know why they’re not more popular.

u said a report and i was thinking college freshman, not NATURE

i just use an epilator. it hurts a lot but im a freak and i dont really care. ripping it out is the only way to get it totally smooth, to have it take more than a day to come back, and its also by far the cheapest hair removal method long term, very eco friendly too.