

Buy bitcoin as soon as you hear about it. Hold it until it’s six figures. Yes, I know it sounds insane. Do it, or I’ll come back and haunt you some more.
Teen me would have to remember that for a fair while, but current me could do a lot with that sort of windfall.
Money wont solve everything, but it does put you in a good position to deal with the problems that are left. After that it’s up to you.