Is Hank a leprechaun and the hunch secretly his stash of gold?

Try some Dream Theater.

Holy Moses, German thrash band with a female vocalist, been around since the 80s. Also Nervosa from Brazil

Here’s a few off the top of my head. Not super obscure, they all managed to release at least a couple albums but I don’t see these guys get mentioned much these days. Holy Terror, Viking, Razor, Powermad, Whiplash

No place for disgrace is amazing, one of my favorite 80s thrash albums

Agent Steel are great. If you can get past the vocals, the music is fantastic

Soon to be followed by Russian women mysteriously falling from windows

At last!

Beast!

That’s cool, never seen one of those. What part of the country are you in?

We must protect the haddock at all costs!

Not knowing the history (and the article doesn’t delve into it), how did Hamilton fuck up their finances so bad that these are now their only options?

In New Zealand, we call them Pukeko. Cool birds, and their babies are super cute fluff balls with giant feet

Ring a ding ding baby

The first Cro-Mags album

Now you too can live in a small box for only the cost of your life savings and every dollar you earn until you die!