“I want to connect with you, emotionally :)” out-of-touch-ass mf

tak jest 🍻💦🤪

Don’t know who that is. Late 20s

I’m so sorry. I’ve been there. :(

(essentially, I will not self-actualize until someone calls me an asshat)

new Maslow’s hierarchy of needs just dropped

He’s just like me fr 😔

Bro you’re fine as hell.

The real one peace is the peace u had in your heart before embarking on this lengthy and hazardous voyage.

I mean to be fair, why am I searching for a reason to be mad about searching for a reason to be mad about girl scouts

Why are we searching for a reason to be mad about Girl Scouts? Don’t we have enough problems?

that’s beautiful

These situations need energy

In my experience only good comeback to the 1st three is some variation of “Huh?”/ “What are you talking about?” and remaining absolutely stone-faced while the other person explains themselves.

Don’t engage with silly bullshit, b/c it’s exhausting and you end up seeming undignified/ owned.

Tetris has been found to reduce PTSD flashbacks in people who play it after a traumatic incident. Not sure what the parameters on that are, but I do know that Tetris rules regardless.

What I’ve been doing is making it a requirement to do something social every week, and that has helped a lot. Making friends is just showing face different places with some predictability or consistency until you find someone cool. Either making plans to get coffee with a coworker or acquaintance or friend, or going on meetup.com and going to one of the events. Maybe Facebook has stuff too but I hate going on there.

this is so fucking funny

this is beautiful, great job posting

God that’s too many “perhaps there’s a home invader” incidents to comfortably assume no home invader.