Well at least you got a chance to huff your own farts.

Oh yeah you’re right we should just not even bother voting and let the right wing win.

Let’s cool it with the histrionics.

“Biden did something good, here’s why that means Biden is actually a piece of shit”

If it’s fake, then that still matches how consent works to people like Doe 174

^ guy who thought the Apple Newton would catch on as-was

Maybe it was a convoluted way of breaking the news that Neil Gaiman is a sex pervert

I agree completely, no normal person wants that.

*clicks on another tree in my 6,000 hour Old School RuneScape account*

???

IGN and its consequences have been a disaster for video game journalism.

“This game barely works. I had multiple game-breaking bugs during the tutorial. The art style is ugly, the music is annoying, the gameplay is generic and not fun at all, the graphics stutter constantly, and it tried to make me drink a can of mountain dew on camera to verify my purchase. We give it a 7… point 1.”

If your name was your mother’s maiden name followed by your bank password, what would your new name be?

Hopefully Tubular updates soon too

One of the countless reasons we need to repeal the DMCA and change copyright expiration to set in after 25 years

I want you to remember this diatribe the next time you claim autism isn’t real

That only happens with distilled water, which you shouldn’t drink.

West Taiwan isn’t going to love you, give it up

This has been my weekly reminder that there are people who use Bing. Harrowing.

Isn’t it easier to just jump the turnstiles?

This was the entire point. If you loan out money that immediately gets paid to construction firms you own, you’re effectively just charging people (with interest) to be neocolonialized.

Thanks for correcting that, my browser rejects most redirects so I didn’t know there was an issue.