If you’re cis white male, this behaviour is severely frowned upon. The police will just ask you all to do better, and then arrest the brown guy for watching a muckbang vid

Woah. That’s a lot of printer cartridges. I hope you get the colours you need!

Paternity: time your pregnancy to coincide with the start of an X year contract, or they simply won’t renew it.

Max pay is around 50k. Its better than most, for sure, but academics get treated way better in US or Germany

They won’t. Blame the last administration, rinse and repeat.