All for a technology that solves nothing

Pull the plug on the iron dome while you’re at it.

He’s going to outlast this democracy

Elon Musk is what happens when a chronic masturbator gets really into himself.

Breaking: stupid poopie pants idiot baby throws tantrums because nobody likes him.

I’m of the opinion that the alleged billionaire with his own cryptocurrency and publicly traded tech company should be able to afford a security guy.

Why not just hire cyber ninjas?

Every white woman on October 1st

That can be applied to pretty much everything I do.

I did Nazi that coming

He should pull the plug on the iron dome

The radical left wing Baal worshippers are going to steal this election, which is why we must march to the Pantheon, and take back our elections. #LetsGoBaaldon

You’re just throwing your vote away.

Just declare loan forgiveness as an official act, then claim immunity

You’re doing God’s work, friend.

All I see is an octopus beak when I look at his mouth

I’m not a Republican, but I was genuinely curious to see Nikki Haley as the primary.

I dunno how to break this to you, but you’ve got bedbugs

I like how homie to the right of Trump is reloading his finger gun

We ought to listen to him. He knows a lot about exaggerating size.

Whoever can resurrect and tame a T-Rex wins the dick measuring contest