In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn’t invented, they’d wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.
In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn’t invented, they’d wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.
This is no longer relevant to me, as I now work from home; but I felt the same way a few years back when I used to commute. Then a giant cargo ship crashed into the bridge I used to cross daily (which was not a drawbridge but preceded one on my commute) and collapsed it.
At least, I expect, me being late that day would have been excusable.
Presumably this is in preparation for time travel.
That’s good!
At a guess, it’s probably a mocking name for Microsoft.
Is your username a modem interpretation of OMGWTFBBQ?
That is a very pleasing typo.
Assuming it is such.
Back when I was still on Reddit, I once saw a post from someone on the subject of having children in modern times. I don’t remember the exact quote, but I’ll do my best to convey the gist: “I apologized to my wife for having children with her in these times. She said ‘never apologize for raising dragon slayers in a time when there are dragons.’”
I absolutely recognize the problems with having a kid in a time when the future is in (very legitimate) question. However, if a real solution to our problems is found, it will probably be our children (or theirs) who do so. Certainly, if no one has any more children, the species has a very definite finale more assured than any other crisis we’re currently facing.
I have a toddler, but I worry about their future every day. Anyone who decides to not have kids (for this reason or others) isn’t wrong to do so. The dragon slayer message still strikes a chord with me, though.
Your comment is helpful and appropriate in context, yet it is difficult not to downvote it due to its content.
I don’t know that I “love” it, in that I have no strong feelings on the subject; however, an ID is a physically minor thing. Unless you’re doing something illegal (or at least likely to invite retribution from those in power) or are a privacy advocate to the point that you don’t want to be identifiable on principle, there’s not much reason to not carry your ID any time you leave your property (home or vehicle). Even in the case of the latter, if you know you’re going to be purchasing an age controlled item, it seems reasonable to leave your house with your ID in that instance then leave it behind for other travels.
However, as a fairly sheltered individual, I can acknowledge that there may be circumstances I haven’t encountered and therefore haven’t considered. Fortunately for me, though I always carry my ID, the ever-increasing amount of grey in my hair and beard mean that I rarely get ID’d.
Back when I was in a customer facing job, it was “unless they appear to be over 27.” I just asked everybody in order to be safe.
edit: add “in order.” I didn’t ask anyone to be safe when I was in that position.
Surprisingly, I didn’t see anyone referencing the start of “Blood Rites” by Jim Butcher; it’s usually among the top answers.
“The building was on fire and it wasn’t my fault.”
Without any basis of expertise in any aspect of this topic, a sharp, forceful motion seems more likely to cause damage than a slow pressure. Also, if someone genuinely fell on something, they probably didn’t do any prep work; whereas a deliberate insertion might involve things like stretching and lubrication (but probably not in this context).
I face a similar conundrum.
… Why? His content can be enjoyable, but I’m not sure it relates here.
Little Johnny was a scientist, little Johnny is no more …
A lot of YouTubers seem to have recently claimed that their landlords are anonymous corporations with no clear individual proclaimed as owner or responsible party.
I’m not alarmed. You’re alarmed.
One must assume that domestic armadillos are less risky, but I would hesitate to pet an armadillo as I’ve heard they commonly carry leprosy.