Fart on me da- nope, nope, I can’t
Hello! Some info about me is up on my website: https://wreckedcarzz.com
Fart on me da- nope, nope, I can’t
Hey now let’s not kinkshame the scat enthusiasts…
Yeah, in that I’m not getting enough of it :p
“my penis is microscopic, now get out of the way”
I was going to write a long series of events that grew in oddity and hilariousness until we all died a gruesome death, but that’s a lot of effort, so I’ll just put this here.
mostly among those 65 and older
Well at least it won’t be that way for much longer then
Using YouTube? Absolutely proprietary.
And now you disabled voicemail and calls so they have to text you, right?
I’ve seen that domain a few times, and every time I’ve had to do a double-take.
I was sitting here like “I didn’t know Italy was part of the US” because the title sucks ass, so here’s the bit you are looking for
sent wire transfers through US financial institutions to pay North Korea
Man, did you pick the wrong road to chill on…
Company: “we made a new product that is better than our old product!”
Tech reviewers: collective gasp “unheard of! unprecedented! truly a first for the industry.”
Mad flex fam fr fr
About 15 years too late but ya know, it’s something
(I wrote that when groggy, but my thinking was that it’s supposed to be read aloud/verbally, so you’d ignore the $ and say the cents. My brain was still asleep.)
About $3.50
E: also why do we say “three dollars and fifty cents” when it’s clearly “dollar three [and] fifty [cents]”. Language weird, return to grunts.
Ooh, my favorite
Sparky, stop eating my teeth! Give it back! GIVE IT BACK!
Boss: locks you in the building
Boss: you live here now. I expect 3x productivity for a $0.50 cent raise with a maximum daily rate of quiet mumbling. Problem solved!
Hey hey, it’s the foxes that are freaky. Why, yes, I’m part fox. Wha- oh. Oh >///>.