1. Fitted sheet must have label on bottom right seam
  2. Salted butter wrapping text must be red. Unsalted blue.
  • Zozano
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    8 days ago

    No, but I need to go to target to grab something for the job I’m doing, and I’m already in my work shuttle.

    • aesthelete@lemmy.world
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      8 days ago

      Ah, gotcha, you need new underwear and a new stick of deodorant for the job. That makes total sense then, be sure to hold up traffic so you can back in to park. It’s essential.

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        8 days ago

        Unironically this. I accidentally shit myself on the job because of this new medication I’m adapting to, and I need a fresh pair of undies unless I want to risk chaffing.