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minus-squareZozanolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down1·13 hours agoFirst of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey. Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid. Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
minus-squareNotyou@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 hours agoYou think the foot job would have gave it away.
First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.
Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.
Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.
You think the foot job would have gave it away.