They have an extra thumb to make eating bamboo easier yet their stomach can still barely get any nutrients from it from being… You know, a bear, that should eat meat. But sure grow a second thumb first.
Their mating window is a weekend a year and they dont even like each other enough to be around when it happens. And their pregnancy will last however long it feels like, until they plop out such a small creature it basically has a coin flip of dying no matter what.
And all of that… And they are still a bear! Like maul you and everyone else around you for fun, bear! We like this?
Edit : yes I finished typing this and looked back up at the video of a panda doing silly flips and yet my rage at their existence persists.
Yeah, other than the fictional moth that’s sexually attracted to fire from Hitchhiker’s Guide, pandas are pretty much the creature I’ve ever heard of MOST designed for its own extinction lol
I dont like those little freaks.
They have an extra thumb to make eating bamboo easier yet their stomach can still barely get any nutrients from it from being… You know, a bear, that should eat meat. But sure grow a second thumb first.
Their mating window is a weekend a year and they dont even like each other enough to be around when it happens. And their pregnancy will last however long it feels like, until they plop out such a small creature it basically has a coin flip of dying no matter what.
And all of that… And they are still a bear! Like maul you and everyone else around you for fun, bear! We like this?
Edit : yes I finished typing this and looked back up at the video of a panda doing silly flips and yet my rage at their existence persists.
The real question here is what panda related trauma you had caused this?
Yeah, other than the fictional moth that’s sexually attracted to fire from Hitchhiker’s Guide, pandas are pretty much the creature I’ve ever heard of MOST designed for its own extinction lol
Still, a funny clip is a funny clip 🤷🏻😁
Darn funny clips making us feel bad about their own extinction! They are like cats, weaponizing humans to make us care for them.