Pumafred9@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 7 months agoFools Gold Loaf.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1473arrow-down112
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minus-squareBuffaloaf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·7 months agoNo, that’s anti-elf propaganda spread by the dwarves. Legolas had nothing to do with Elvis’s death.
minus-squareTheGreenGolem@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agoIf you can’t shit for a couple of days or even weeks because of the opiates, pretty much anything can kill you.
minus-squareSway@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoThat thing could kill anything that ate it. Pretty sure one of those things would cause your blood to gellify.
minus-squarearchonetlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoI can feel my arteries hardening from here
isn’t this the thing that killed Elvis?
No, that’s anti-elf propaganda spread by the dwarves. Legolas had nothing to do with Elvis’s death.
If you can’t shit for a couple of days or even weeks because of the opiates, pretty much anything can kill you.
That thing could kill anything that ate it. Pretty sure one of those things would cause your blood to gellify.
I can feel my arteries hardening from here