Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoThe shark is fake news.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square62fedilinkarrow-up11.25Karrow-down113
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minus-squareNo_Eponym@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year ago everyone should do their own personal risk assessment of a shark attack even though we won’t tell you any live data on shark prevelance in your area. we have the tools to address shark attacks, but we won’t give them to you or we will make them so expensive you can’t afford them. everyone knows shark attacks are transmitted by touch, so if you get attacked you clearly didn’t wash your hands enough.
everyone should do their own personal risk assessment of a shark attack even though we won’t tell you any live data on shark prevelance in your area.
we have the tools to address shark attacks, but we won’t give them to you or we will make them so expensive you can’t afford them.
everyone knows shark attacks are transmitted by touch, so if you get attacked you clearly didn’t wash your hands enough.