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minus-squarePrimarily0617@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agogood thing i have two more wishes, and that the dumb genie just granted me all the knowledge and enlightenment i need to avoid having them backfire
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 year agoYou’ve forgotten it all. Only a vague shadow remains, an awareness it’s out there, but permanently closed off to you. Enough for lifelong dissatisfaction, but not enough to gain real useful insight.
minus-squareskulblaka@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoOh, so business as usual in my real life, then.
minus-squarePrimarily0617@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoi was granted the wisdom to wish quickly within the 30 seconds
minus-squareeronth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoWhy did I wait the full 30 seconds to make my next wish? Once I had the full realization of the cosmos in my mind, it’s time to make a better wish #2.
good thing i have two more wishes, and that the dumb genie just granted me all the knowledge and enlightenment i need to avoid having them backfire
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You’ve forgotten it all. Only a vague shadow remains, an awareness it’s out there, but permanently closed off to you. Enough for lifelong dissatisfaction, but not enough to gain real useful insight.
Oh, so business as usual in my real life, then.
i was granted the wisdom to wish quickly within the 30 seconds
True. Smart.
Why did I wait the full 30 seconds to make my next wish? Once I had the full realization of the cosmos in my mind, it’s time to make a better wish #2.