• fsxylo@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    58·
    10 months ago

    “For the price of an xbox, you can tell your boss to fuck off when they step out of their lane”

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.worldEnglish
      14·
      10 months ago

      That would actually make a great pro union propaganda poster. Hell “for the price of an Xbox you can [perk of unionization]” would be a great format

      for the price of an Xbox you can have guaranteed raises on a regular schedule

      for the price of an Xbox you can stay safe at work

      for the price of an Xbox you can have better benefits

      for the price of an Xbox you can get grievance pay

      for the price of an Xbox you can have clear expectations

      for the price of an Xbox you can have someone else deal with your asshole boss so you can do your damn job

      for the price of an Xbox you can tell your boss there’s no way in fucking hell you’re coming in this weekend

      for the price of an Xbox you can get double pay to come in this fucking weekend

      for the price of an Xbox you can tell your boss that their stupid ass request isn’t in your job description

      • Hobo@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        10 months ago

        I like this! Even better we can frame it all in the context of playing xbox:

        For the price of an xbox you can buy a house, raise a family, and play xbox with your kids.

        For the price of an xbox you won’t have to risk losing your thumbs at work and not being able to play xbox ever again.

        For the price of an xbox you can afford to play xbox even while sick.

        For the price of an xbox you can get grievance pay… to buy a new xbox! (I’m stretching on this one.)

        For the price of an xbox you can get more free time to play xbox while someone else deals with your boss.

        For the price of an xbox you can get enough time off to actually play your xbox.

        For the price of an xbox you can buy two xboxes this weekend and every other weekend. Forever.

        For the price of an xbox you can tell your boss that you do your job, and I’ll do mine, and then go home and be able to play xbox instead of looking for a new job.