I would be in favour of a three-state solution to respect the historical claims of both the Romans, the Saxons, and the Normans, with demilitarised zones under UN control at the Scottish and Welsh border. London is to be divided into three corresponding sectors. The Isle of Man should be ceded to the Republic of Ireland, and the Isle of Wight, along with the other channel islands, will be leased to the People’s Republic of China for 99 years, to then assume self-governance. The public is to undergo a program of deanglification including the use of the metric system, the study of Gaelic, and a drinking ban in all football games. It will be illegal to sell food that contains less than three distinct spices. The Royal Family shall be executed in a revolutionary tribunal, and pound notes shall not remain legal tender unless the eyes on the monarch’s face are crossed out with indelible ink. Westminster palace will be dismantled and become part of a permanent exhibition in the national museum in Baghdad.

I’ll get the boys together, see what we can do.

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I’d throw a party 🥳🎉👏🎊

Cornwall should be spared and attached to Wales but otherwise I’m good.

That will affect the trout population I think.

May TERF island be swallowed by the sea

good music would be lost… uhhh nice looking moors and bogs?

A lil sad that a few actors and musicians I like passed away for like a half second in between my 24 hour-long dance to the Tune of “Bang The Drum All Day”, the whole time I am slamming Guinnesses down.

At this moment pretty salty because I’m looking forward to watching premier league football tomorrow

kinda sad tbh, it’s such a great meme country

let the US disappear instead

I have family in Ireland, so I would be a bit worried about them being dragged into the whirlpool.

i wouldn’t exist anymore

I have an array of comrades there I don’t want to see gone that live there, as is true for each country.

I guess that means Scotland and Wales are free + United Ireland