• uphillbothways@kbin.social
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        11 months ago

        Walking two steps outside in socks and accidentally stepping on a slug… It was like 37 years ago… I’m still traumatized.

        • Merwyn@sh.itjust.works
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          11 months ago

          You want a slug-related traumatizing story ? I had a cat with very long hairs, there was a cat door to the garden outside but usually he slept inside. One morning i wake up and feel the cat close to me in the bed, something very common. I start to pet him on the dark being half awake only. After some time i feel something wet in his belly fur, but as I’m half sleepy I don’t react and keep petting him. Only after what was probably a long time, I realized that something is wrong, turn on the light and see a slug curled/trapped inside his fur, I was touching it with my hand for several minutes!

      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        When you accidentally dip your shirt tail in the toilet during one of those dumps you swear you were giving birth to a watermelon

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      11 months ago

      You may consider foregoing children. Much like Thanos, wet socks are inevitable.